every sperm is sacred... hmm.. e country shd convert to catholism if this is true.. to address the low birth rate issue.. haha.. well.. though it very much true tt catholics muz accept every life ey produce (no abortion.. no contraceptive)... it doesnt work.. juz look at e catholics countries... all are leading secular life.. and yes these very countries ve low birth rate too... maybe all developed nations shd watch monty python - the meaning of life - every sperm is sacred.... juz to jolt back some memory... den again.. i wldnt want to ve so many kids.. i'll die!! haha...
Every Sperm Is Sacred (Monty Python the meaning of life)
There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, butI've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You'reA Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted God get quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!
(this is posted for fun and not meant to discriminate any religion...)
mich..
1:59 pm
Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
mich..
1:58 pm
weddin dinner was cool.. haha... ended up sitting with my maternal side relatives.. cos we gave up our seats to uncle johnny (phillip), son and gf.. (telvin look bad)... i'm not close to em anyway.. i'm closer to my malaysian side.. though ey are further away... haha... 26th dec.. earthquake in taiwan.. which caused internet breakdown ytd.. which explains y i cant go online.. throw me off my momentum.. i was really decidin to do all my assignments... but cant access internet.. haha... seems like there's major earthquake on 26th dec.. earthquake in bahn (iran?) during 2004... 2005 some earthquake in some place (cant rmb =P) which results in tsunami... in affected many countries... frm south east asia to africa... and this yr is earthquake in tw... which affected many countries in terms of internet access and transmission... i guess mother earth been tryin to tell us something..... went to mr ho's place for xmas dinner on e 26th.. frm 12 pple turning up.. ended up 3.. with us begging 3 more to come... haha.. oh well.. stupid gals.. pang seh me..
mich..
8:51 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!! phone has officially conked out.. so am uncontactable.. christmas carol marathon... hallmark den disney.. haha.. my relatives are out in sg for jo's wedding.. hurray! they are not stuck in segamat.. =D once again have a blessed and merry christmas...
mich..
12:26 pm
friday bake cookies day! ytd was wow.. morning: cresent club annual 6aside tournament.. well i played kicking back.. i love tt position.. haha.. well we lost all except e first match where we drew wif jjc.. not bad.. considering there was 4 of us vs 6 of em.. haha.. fred looks bemused.. haha.. in e end both jjc and us had same points.. haha.. wei jie said cos we had e same coach.. lol.. saw jia er.. she cldnt see me till she wanted me to buy her food.. haha.. threatened to tell my mother some more.. kannthan saved e day by buying from her.. haha.. afternoon: proceeded to aunty pauline hse for lunch frm delta... distributed my cookies.. kirsten loves it! haha.. tricia cant wait to eat it.. and i juz help wei leng jie jie to save money.. she do not need to buy famous amos cookies for tricia.. haha.. tricia gets to eat famous michelle cookies! haha.. btw.. e cookies supplies at home has gone down to half.. and i only ate 3 cookies!! (from the container) evening: bbq turn out was bad... there was me, lixian, val c, crystal, yvonne and melissa... surprise from mrs ong.. and ms p cldn't make it.. still we had a blast.. remiscing our pri school days with our form teacher.. and of course all e gossips... haha.. mrs ong gave all of us a lift to wala wala.. i prac died there.. e bartender muz not have like me.. i got a one for one house pour.. choice of tequilla or vodka.. duh i chose vodka.. anyway.. my 1st drink had some plastic floating on top.. i promptly removed it.. den we move upstairs and had my 2nd drink... as i finished it.. there's a bigger plastic at e bottom of e drink.. much to my horror.. went to change it.. so had 3 glass of vodka at wala wala.. proceeded to MOS courtesy of crystal.. me and val cant stand rnb whereas mel and crystal loves it.. haha.. rnb was jam packed! val and i enjoyed retro.. we were like e youngest there.. wif all ard my sisters age?! val attracted e attn of a loser... who juz simply cldnt get e msg.. no one wanted to go trance wif me.. sob sob.. maybe i shd juz go wif jessie.. haha... we trance pple.. haha.. vodka cranberry is nice.. but drinkin 3 glasses of it makes me sick of it.. cocktail i'll recommend sex on e beach.. haha.. merry christmas everyone in case i dont come online tml... ah long kor kor weddin dinner.. cant wait.. =D
mich..
8:09 pm
i loves night safari.. enjoyed ourselves.. did plenty of cheap trills.. and was "chased" out by the zoo staffs... we didnt wanna leave!! lol.. ey said bye to us a couple of times.. quite funny u know.. we said bye and merry christmas.. den when we "met" again.. e same greetings were exchanged till we really left e safari.. haha.. baked cookies today.. tml gonna be a bz day.. morning have hockey 6-a side.. afternoon got lunch.. evening is bbq.. whee!!!! tt i cant wait.. since its my pri sch gatherin.. finally.. haha..
mich..
7:24 pm
jack and the giant tau gay is hillarious.. lol.. actually its beansprout.. but in e show ey keep on sayin taugay.. haha.. sebestian tan is beng cute.. i never said bengs are not good lookin.. haha.. i'm proud of val.. she finally found singaporean chinese male good looking.. haha.. dun tell val this but u think jonathan lum is cute too.. wahaha.. they are so "my type".. typical singaporean (i hope).. english speaking but also pro singlish speaker.. wahaha.. like me! maybe not e pro part but able to speak singlish and sprout hokkien effectively enough.. lol.. goin to the night safari later wif jo.. yeah! cant wait for e animal show.. haha..
mich..
1:51 pm
mon: DnD was a blast.. i say.. better den last year.. haha.. more so cos i'm e graduating batch.. wahaha.. stupid wei kang.. ask me is dan my bf.. dots.. stupid lik, ros and jes.. say me and dan got fu qi xiang.. wth... he's taken.. wahaha... food was fantastic.. i love e dessert.. haha.. service was way better too.. when compared to last yr's swissotel merchent court.. but.. e waitress serving us seems to dont like me.. every since i told her aunty dont move e flowers.. she's look 40++ at least lor.. u tell me this not aunty den wat? some more aunty hairstyle.. ben said i shd call her xiao jie.. not only she moved e flowers.. she serve me last.. hmph... rainin like hell.. after i did my hair.. all e way till e next morning.....
tues: after dinner.. stayed on to take photos and waited till e whole thing end at 1am.. (took more photos..) went to karaoke after tt.. i was half dead (due to e waiting).. by e time we sang finish.. 454am.. cld not wait for e 1st bus/train.. was too tired.. actually.. i wld if its not raining... so since it was pouring.. i decided to take cab.. i din know midnight charge last till 630am.. thank goodness orchard is not far frm queenstown.. or i wld ve no money to pay e driver.. afternoon i was suppose to meet dad at suntec for e garden show.. he was stuck at e office so i ended up walkin ard and shopping... made me spend money.. ros xmas present was over my initial budget.. she better like it.. e store assitant told me to split e gift into 2.. i cld keep 1 for myself while give her e other.. nah.. i was lazy to wrap so givin her both.. lucky her.. went for carolling after tt...
wed: had a horrendous driving lesson today.. i knocked down poles again!! wth... my turining point had to be corrected.. urgh... this sux.. even my vertical parking turning point is corrected.. urgh.. went to 2 test routes today.. ve not met wif slopes yet.. thx god.. though i dun like u-turn... watchin Jack and e Beansprout later... =D
mich..
1:03 pm
wow.. spend e whole weekend outside... and it's already monday..-----> DND!!!! so excited.. jahan juz called.. asking me bout his shirt.. -_-"" now den do his dnd shoppin... hopefully he look good and buy e shirt.. wahaha... still raining.. hopefully e rain will stop for me to get to dawson place to do my hair and back home.. oh and to get to jahan block... i dun wanna carry an umbrella.. wahaha.. ps: my phone is acting up again.. so if u tried to call me or msg me and cant get tru or no reply.. my aplologies.. muz depend on my phone.. whether it wants me to receive calls, messeges and let me sent or call out.. stupid 3220.. repair already yet e problem came back... seems like every 6 mths muz repair e phone...
mich..
12:19 pm
yeah! holidays officially starts!! last day of school today.. yippee!! haha..
wed: graduation party.. had a great time.. performing.. i love our class skit.. lol..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40U_WL00k5g link to e vid.. din really rehearse.. at least not e guys.. even i dun even know wat ey wearing.. till e day itself.. except jahan.. haha... took pictures.. had a fun time.. however i'm upset at 1 thing.. mogo forgotten me!! hmph.. after ey took pictures and everything.. jia yue saw me and told me ey juz took photo.. wth.. wat to do? my class table was at some ulu secluded part of e concourse.. sigh.. mrs tan was made our class tutor.. 5 minutes prior to e party.. jahan afiq and zhen shun got her as class tutor for 3 yrs!!
thurs: my bad throat is back... which was not good cos went to kbox to celebrate my birthday wif my sec sch clique! can u believe wat back luck.. cant hit high notes.. bleah.. but had a fun time.. thanks gals!!
fri: aia test... only studied this morn since i got home at 11 plus ytd.. cant really say study.. more like read tru.. test time.. guess wat my brilliant class did? we sat together and opened a consultant agency... lol.. frm discreetly to openly.. lol.. well.. i'm guilty.. so did majority of my class.. i did xiao hui and jahan paper.. wrote e eq for jahan.. i refused to calculate for him.. cant cheat to tt extend wat... had driving.. there is seriously something wrong wif my left leg.. last week i did low speed brilliantly.. i think it also gotta do wif e car.. cos i dun rmb pushing e seat so front... lol..
cant wait for monday!
mich..
8:54 pm
i'm officially 19yrs and 1 day old.. =D so happy.. haha.. i'm real lucky... to ve friends and family hu rmb my birthday.. haha.. pple whom i dont expect to wish me actually did.. pple like evelyn.. din expect her to email me to wish me.. let alone call.. went to manhattan fish market for dinner... cheaper and nicer den fish and co.. but i still cant finish my chips... lol.. and guess wat's my birthday cake?? Ben n Jerry's Ice Cream! dublin mudslide and chocolate fudge brownie... yummy.....
mich..
9:26 pm
Thurs: day of hockey rematch... np poor sportsmanship... more like their left side players.. right side players are quite ok.. in a way.. compared to their left players.. i got wacked on e right shoulder towards e end of e match.. at least she apologised twice... but it still hurts like mad.. i was luckier den vera, hu was hooked at e throat.. and e person din apologise.. wth.. their capt was worse.. quite "buay song" when it was our ball.. she threw e ball.. stupid act.. gave us more advantage... haha.. end of match.. we kinda went high talking bout tampons.. so girls school... haha.. i miss those days.... ps: found out tt some of us din know wat's a tampon.. lol.. hilarious when we were discussing on e topic... lol..
Fri: nth much happen.. found out i juz pass my pqm test 1.. i knew i screwed e test.. so juz pass was good.. at least i din fail.. so did my screwed up DTN... i cld get 12 marks more.. means.. i cld hit either high 70s min or 81 upon 100.. thanks to my phase diagram and LCDs...
Sat: Ah Long's kor kor wedding.. tea ceremony today... mum killed e morning for us.. at least all was ok when we reached e house.. she keep on grumbling tt we will be late.. and rushing us.. pls.. e ceremony is at 9am! she woke us all up at 7am! sheesh.. i like rachel's hair.. i've decided to do her kind of hairdo for DnD.. was thinkin of tt when i watched tvb awards.. lol.. anyway back to e wedding.. i was e tray lady.. haha.. it was kinda funny to hear wat's e blessings e adults gave to e couple... some told jo he gotta do wat a man gotta do.. haha.. den i got ang pow frm him.. while rachel drank tea.. being a bride not bad leh.. pple serve u tea.. while e groom ve to give out red packets.. well.. since ros was e 1st person to serve tea... she served ah long kor kor as well.. and den everyone told us only serve e bride and collect frm e groom.. dots.. ros went:"oh no need to serve him ah.. i serve him leh" (something like tt) his reply:"kuai... anyway i was thirsty.. so it's ok.." dots can.. haha.. den he still got mood feed his arowana.. b4 e tea ceremony begins.. he went out of e room to feed his fish.. lol.. we managed to tok to him there.. haha.. after e lunch.. all were sleepy.. at least those in e living room lah.. all long for e bed.. haha... afternoon siesta.. haha.. ps: tricia called me and jessie grand aunty.. when she greeted us.. -_- she happily came out of e room.. said hello grand uncle (my dad) and hello grand aunty... and ran back.. nelson and wendy started laughing.. sooo supportive.... oh did i mentioned tt e solomisation of e marriage was done in mandarin??!!
mich..
12:34 am
1st sunday of advent is over... wow.. xmas is coming! woohoo... finally.. as of today, FYP IS FINALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps for joy* oh and COLLIN TAN IS NO LONGER MY LECTURER!!! *jumps for more joy* haha.. no need to see his face.. lol.. after 2nd sunday of advent... my birthday!! *BIG HINT!* i dont want much... juz 1 request... wrap my present please... pretty please??? i missed ripping up gift wraps.. haha... ytd hockey match postponed to tml 8pm.. wth.. at least i managed to see jo.. haha.. and got her to go to night safari wif me.. haha.. speaking of which.. i went to e zoo on sunday.. and saw my ever ke ai polar bears.. haha.. oh and there was this cute saki which love to take photos.. (like me... mwahahah) it actually pose for us... as we left.. it sorta chase after us (more like followed) and pose more.. so we can take its photo.. how cute was tt???
mich..
8:03 pm
